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1 Question: Could you give me some more cheese jokes? Keywords: cheese joke Asked by anon-181242 to Hannah on 4 Jun 2018. This question was also asked by anon-181149, anon-181236.
Hannah Farley answered on 4 Jun 2018:
How did the cheesemaker paint his wife???
He Double-Gloucester!
What kind of cheese do you use to hide a horse???
Marscapone!
joeyshepherd commented on 4 Jun 2018:
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
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Oh, also – what’s Jay-Z’s favourite cheese?
Brie-once 🙂 (sorry, that’s terrible)
Lauren commented on 4 Jun 2018:
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi!
What hotel to mice stay in? The Stilton!
Millie commented on 5 Jun 2018:
What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly
Who doesn’t love a cheese joke! 🙂
anon-181546 commented on 6 Jun 2018:
These jokes are a bit cheesy
anon-182238 commented on 19 Jun 2018:
Two cheese filled trucks crashed.
All the was left was de-Brie
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joeyshepherd commented on :
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
joeyshepherd commented on :
Oh, also – what’s Jay-Z’s favourite cheese?
Brie-once 🙂 (sorry, that’s terrible)
Lauren commented on :
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Halloumi!
What hotel to mice stay in?
The Stilton!
Millie commented on :
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
How do you handle dangerous cheese?
Caerphilly
Who doesn’t love a cheese joke! 🙂
anon-181546 commented on :
These jokes are a bit cheesy
anon-182238 commented on :
Two cheese filled trucks crashed.
All the was left was de-Brie